After receiving rejections from Bono, The
Pope, Val Doonican and Martin McGuinness, Niall Quinn looks to have
secured the services of Roy Keane as his new head of excuses.
What else could we do than remind you of Roy’s own words of wisdom,
beginning of course with his golden nugget which now has an extra
resonance:
“Shearer’s right,
I am a prick.”
(Extract from Keane: the autobiography, referring to Keane’s red card at
SJP in 2001 when goaded by Big Al and biting, big style)

Moving on, things haven’t always been all sweetness and (stadium of) light
between Keane and his potential new Chairman:
“And Niall Quinn.
Who is he, Mother
Theresa?”
(Extract from Keane interview from 2002)
Let’s not forget Roy’s message to former mackem boss
Mick McCarthy:
“Mick, you’re a liar… you’re a f*cking w*nker. I didn’t rate you
as a player, I don’t rate you as a manager, and I don’t rate you as a
person. You’re a f*cking w*nker and you can stick your World Cup up your
arse. The only reason I have any dealings with you is that somehow you are
the manager of my country! You can stick it up your b*llocks.”
(From the Observer)
(this all stems from Keane’s departure from the Irish World Cup squad
in 2002, amid wrangles over training and what he deemed amateurish preparations)
If Keane is appointed as seems likely, we look forward with great
interest to November 25th, when he’ll take his misfits XI to Molineux for
a face-off with McCarthy:
It promises to be an interesting few hours, if his response to questions
about whether he’d encountered McCarthy since their fall out are anything
to go by:
“Nah. And I hope I don’t. I’d tell him where to go. I wouldn’t go out
of my way to, but if he was passing, like.”
And as for sitting down and having a
drink with him?
“Not in a million years. I hope I don’t come across as bitter and
twisted but that man can rot in hell for all I care. I don’t feel any
guilt about saying that at all because he deserves it. He deserves it.
F*ck him. F*cking tosser.”
(Both from The Observer)
going to be one hell of a season! then again he’l probably not join…hes not THAT big a idiot.